There was this guy and he had a really hot blonde date so he decides to go on his roof and sunbathe naked...he ends up falling asleep, when he wakes up he finds himself burnt ALL over.
He decides to put some after sun cream on to stop the burning and puts it on his cock. Well, his date comes over and there relaxing on the couch when the cream starts to wear off...He gets up and finds out there is no more cream so he decides to find a substitute he looks in the fridge and finds some milk.
He pours it in a glass and puts his cock in it. The blonde walks in on him and says ’So THAT’S how you guys fill those things up!!!!’